Levi x Reader ++Operation: Fail?++

"Will you be my girlfriend?"

"Excuse me?"

Jean looks at you with the worlds ugliest puppy dog eyes. 

"Pfft, we already had this talk Jean. You can't call me your girlfriend, I know I'm your friend that's a girl but you just cant-'"

"No, I know... I just... please? I want you to be my girlfriend... it's... personal stuff."

"...personal stuff?" You glance over at Mikasa, who was sitting in between Eren and Armin eating her lunch in peace.

"Ooooooh... I get it... you wanna get her jeaaaalouussss ehhh eh eh eh?" you nudge him, giggling at his reaction.

He looks down at his boots, showing a small hint of embarrassment.

"So, you'll do it?" 

"Well..." you trail off, playing with a strand of your (h/c) hair.

"Please (y/n)... I'll do ANYTHING! if you just do it! its not like I actually like you. I'm just going to use you for Mikasa then throw you away! Easy peasy!"

"Gee thanks you're such a charmer. Totally the man I wanted to date and spend my whole life with. Yeah you're like my prince in shining armor! You're going to be the father of my children, you're so amazing, so romanti-"

"Yeah okay, I get it... I'm sorry, that was too blunt. It's just, I don't know how to put it in other words. Just... please help??!"

"... but you swear you'll do anything?" 

"YES! ANYTHING!"

"Do all my chores? for a week?"

"Deal!" 

And from then on, you were officially Jean's girlfriend... well sorta. but not really. 


"Okay, just be all... um girlfriendy with me!" 

" Girlfriendy? hahah okay, my sugar tits"

"Uh... (y/n)?"

"Yeah?"

"Too much."

"Oh.. uh sorry, my um.. hunny bunny?"

"Much better!"

Jean only chuckles at your lame nickname attempts. You grab his hand. Intertwining your fingers with his, you walk towards the lunch table. As you sit down you give him a small peck on the cheek. He slightly blushes, and so do you. This makes everyone focus their attentions on the both of you.

"Ohhhh (y/n) and Jeaaaaan sitting on a treeeeee~" Connie starts. 

"K.I.S.S.I.N.G~" Sasha continues. 

"Hey, I never knew you and Jean were dating" Armin interrupts. 

You look into Jean's eyes, and he looks into yours. 

"Ah well, the secret's out! JEAN IS MY BOYFRIEND AND I LOVE THE SHIT OUTTA HIM! HE WILL NEVER THROW ME AWAY! HE'S JUST THE MOST HONEST, TRUSTWORTHY, BOYFRIEND!" you explain to Armin as you pinch Jean's cheeks, causing him to cringe a bit.

"How does horse face here get some, I'm way more attractive" Reiner mumbles as he takes a bite of bread. 

"Hahaha attractive and you don't belong in the same sentence Reiner." You snickered laughing your ass off. Jean laughs too and pats you on the shoulder. 

"That's my girl!" Jean whispers, you smile and lift your hands to pinch his cheeks once more, but he grabs it before you could and just lift them to his lips, where he kissed them softly. 


"Interesting, you guys didn't seem very 'cuddly' with each other before..." Mikasa questions with her monotone voice.

Ohhhh is she gettingggggg jellllloussssss? you thought as you blink in her direction. 


"W-well, we weren't too sure about sharing it with anyone..." you trail off, waiting for Jean to finish. 

"Y-Yup! Since we don't care anymore what people think, we thought heck what could go wrong?" Jean leans his head against your shoulders and you stroke through his copper hair. 

"Awwww" Everyone teases in unison.


After some time everyone went back to eating. Jean whispers in your ear when no one was looking "Feed me"

"What? no, feed yourself you big baby"

"Aw come on! we need more stuff to make people believe we're together"

"ugh fine" you clear your throat and flutter your eyes open 

"Is my baby hungwy? Would you like me to fweeeed you? my wittle baby! my baby man! You're just the cwutest man bwaby ever! My 18 year old bwaby-"

Jean kicks you on the shin before you could continue. He nods his head and you stuff a spoon filled with soup in his mouth. He chokes on it. Instead of helping you laugh at him.

Everyone looks again and smiles "Awwwww"


<<Levi's POV>>


"And that my comrades is why Titans don't poop!"

"That... was... interes-"

"Disgusting"

"...Yeah, it was quite disgusting Hanji. Let's never speak of this during lunch." Erwin agrees. 

I glared at (y/n) once more. Her beautiful laugh echoed through the lunch room and burned into my head. Her (h/c) hair fell perfectly covering part of her face. I loved the way she moved it behind her ear, everything she did hypnotized me.

"OH HO HO HO! Corporal has the hots for one of his cadets!~" Hanji chuckled.

"Shut up shitty glasses. I don't have time for such ridiculous emotions." 

"HA! Ridiculous emotions huh? I'd like to believe that horse shit!  (I literally wrote jean shit by accident)  " Erwin implied. 

"Shut your fucking mouths. I feel nothing for her, or the rest of the cadets. They're just a bunch of worthless brats." 

"Ouch. Come on Levvvvviiiii! just admit it! Go and tell the love of your life, confess, come clean, beforeeee it's--"

"Too late" I silently say, as I see (y/n) and Jean walking out of the lunch room, she plants a small kiss on his forehead. A kiss that only I wanted, a kiss that I wished would be the one only exchanged between only her and I.

Hanji and Erwin look over to (y/n). 

"Tch. Stupid kids"

"Levi... maybe... maybe he had food on his forehead and she wanted to-"

"Save it shitty glasses. I'm going to do paperwork. If you need me I will be in my office" I said nothing more before stomping away. Pushing anyone who was in my path. 

"Fucking brat." I whispered to myself as a horrible pain pierce into my heart.


<<Back to you>>

"Jean, i think it's working a little." 

"Yeah me too, did you see how jealous she was at lunch?" 

"Uh huh, just don't get your hopes up..." 

He nods as you both walk through the corridor, only to run into Corporal Levi. You notice his eyes seemed more saddened. It hurt you to see him like this.

"S-sir is everything oka-"

"Tch, why wouldn't everything be okay. Stupid brats, go back to sucking each other's faces. Fucking disgusting" He pushes you both aside and slams his door, which causes a chill to run down your spine. 

"Jeez, what's his problem?" Jean whispers.

"I-I don't know. Let's not worry about that now, we have to, uh focus on getting Mikasa jealous"

"Hey (y/n) if... if you don't want to keep doing this cause you love the corporal you don't have to-"

"No! it's okay... I'd like to help you."

"Thank you (y/n)" 

"Don't... don't mention it..." you responded as you look at the corporal's door, feeling a horrible pain pierce into your heart. 


<<Training Outside>>

"Alright, time to test your hand to hand combat skills. I will arrange your partners. Eren and Jean. Armin and Christa. Ymir and Reiner. Connie and Sasha. (y/n) and Mikasa. Get to your positions brats" Levi ordered as the blazing sun slowly grills your skin.

You walk over to Mikasa, she gives you a small smile. 

"Jean and you... I would have never guessed" 

"Well, it happened! And I'm happy it did!" you lie.

 You lift your fists up. Mikasa slouches her back and moves her feet apart. 

"I really thought you and the corporal would have suited better as a couple..."

You blush. 

"Well I'm with Jean, and he's a great boyfriend..." 

"I'd like to believe that. Something is just bothering me... are you sure it's not some lame excuse to get me jealous?" 

You freeze. Clearing your throat you force your fist to her stomach, she dodges. She throws a kick, and you grab it with both hands, flipping her over. She falls to the ground. 

"I win" you announce. 

Mikasa smiles, you hold your hand out to help her, she grabs it roughly and drags you down to the ground. She maneuvers her weight on you and places both her hands beside your head. She leans in closer to your ear

"It's not working" Mikasa whispers, which makes your body tense up in shock. "Don't make the mistake of wasting your time faking a relationship with Jean, when you can go get a real one with the corporal" 

She gets up slowly, leaving you on the ground. You thought about her words. They kept floating in your head. She was right. You knew the corporal liked you too, but you were too caught up in helping Jean. You were stupid enough to push your love life aside. You should stop this now before the corporal starts to hate you, and having that was worse than being eaten by a titan.

"(L/N)! What the fuck was that?! That was your worst attempt yet!" You turn to see the Corporal's grey orbs glaring down at you. You stand up and dust yourself giving him a salute. He continues to yell at you. You accept his blabbering, but his talking just sounded like background noise to you. You just saw his lips moving, in slow motion. His hair lightly caressing his forehead as he yelled. 

"You fucking understand cadet?!"

"Shut up and kiss me already."

He looks at you in shock. You stand your ground, waiting for a response. You wanted this, you knew damn well he wanted this too.

"Excuse me cade-"

"You heard me sir."

There was a long silence between the both of you. 

"I don't know what kind of fucking game your playing brat, tch women like you disgust m-"

"Sir, if you don't fucking kiss me now, you should change your title to 'Humanities Dumbest'."

He doesn't say anything. You open your lips once more to explain

"Jean and I were never dating sir, it was an excuse to get Mikasa jea-mmpph--"


His lips met yours. So soft for such a tough man. You kiss back slipping your hands towards his neck. He pushes away before you could enjoy more of his sweet lips. He smirks. Levi leans in closer to your ear. 

"Stop making me jealous (y/n). Meet me in my office, I'd like to discuss some punishments regarding your actions." on that note he walks away towards the castle. 

Jean walks up to you and places his hand on your shoulder, making you jump slightly.

"Ah well, it was good while it lasted."

You nod.

"Hey I guess Operation Jealousy wasn't a complete fail. At least we made someone jealous" He nudges your shoulder as he moves his eyebrows up and down. 

You smile.

"Hey I'll also do all your chores for the week" Jean continues. 

"Wait why? I ended the deal-"

"Nah, it's not that, it's just with the 'punishments' you're about to face with the Corporal it's going to be hard for you to do things. Like sitting down..." he whispers with a smirk shown upon his face. You blush a deep red.

"EH?! S-SHUT UP JEAN!"